apparently Brooklyn morphed into a kangaroo while she was napping

Venus is fucking beautiful

friendly reminder that Hudson is the most magical dog that ever did dog

#mighthavetorepaintthatbaseboardsoon #yikes

gustavo-perez:

Milk makes your bones strong
gustavo-perez:

Milk makes your bones strong
gustavo-perez:

Milk makes your bones strong

I was never really a fan of Whitney Cummings until I saw her interview on The Jim Norton Show

my quiche is serious business (chicken, spinach, mushroom, and parmesan)

kennysboat:

you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass

(via likeanymisfit)

lameboy-color:

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.




lameboy-color:

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

lameboy-color:

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

(via quackquackers)

Q

Anonymous asked:

You're so hot *swoon*

A

checking out my selfies is likeimage

things I have to ask my wife when she’s high

did you just hurt yourself with cake?